Fame Becomes Me Lyrics
Another Curtain Goes Up Lyrics
ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for an eao
To say hello
MARY:
I loved Whoopi Goldberg's act
Because she tells it like it is
NICOLE:
How 'bout Dame Edna?
I loved hers
...Or should I say his?
ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man show
Another chance for producers
To rake in the dough
BROOKS:
Billy Crystal
CAPATHIA:
Jackie Mason
BROOKS & CAPATHIA:
Kept their overhead low
ALL:
That's the way to make a million
On a one-man show
MARC:
Another curtain goes up
On a one-man play
Cause if your last film was a flop
Then hello Broadway!
BROOKS:
I yelled, "I need a drink!"
When I saw Elaine Stritch
CAPATHIA:
When I caught Chita Rivera,
I yelled, "Dance bitch!"
ALL:
Another curtain goes up
On an empty stage
Another chance to say
"My God, she looks good for her age!"
BROOKS & CAPATHIA:
We go from theatre to theatre,
MARY & NICOLE:
We're in such a fog
ALL:
Cause everyone's vagina's
Got a monolouge!
So turn off your cell phones...
MARC:That usher knows tai kwon do
ALL:
Cause the curtain's going up
On another one-man show!!
