Housewares Employee Lyrics by Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

Ash:
Little did I know that day
When I dropped off my resume
At the local S-Mart store
That another employee I'd fall for

Linda:
My job was in the checkout aisle
S-Mart service with a smile
I hated work, it was a bore
But all that changed when you walked
through the door

Ash:
I was assigned to Aisle three

Linda:
And that is where you fell for me

Ash:
A love so strong it had to be

Linda:
Perfect retail

Ash & Linda:
Harmony
I have to ask a question to god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this
perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?

I could barely focus on my checkout line
You're polyester shirt always on my mind
Fantasies took over me
I'd forget to scan items and give 'em for free

Ash:
How could I concentrate on Housewares?
Who cares about blenders when you're right there?
Our roles reversed, there is no doubt
'Cause i was the one who was checking you out

Linda:
I had a major crush on you

Ash:
When i was near you my love grew

Linda:
Finding love at work, it must have been fate

Ash:
It's better than meeting on ElimiDATE

Ash & Linda:
I have to ask a question to the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares Employee?

Ash:
Stocking the shelves
Was all I thought
would be
But finding my true love
at S-Mart
That makes this job so groovy

Linda:
I have to ask a question...

Ash & Linda:
...To the god's above
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love?
I'll ask the trees, I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world

Ash:
How did a Housewares Employee land the perfect girl?

Linda:
How did the perfect girl land a...

Ash & Linda:
Housewares Employee?