Cabin in the Woods Lyrics by Evil Dead: The Musical Cast

Ash, Linda, Scott, Shelly, Cheryl:
We're all jammed in the car
And we're going really far
Driving deep into the trees
With hot dogs, chips and cheese

To make the week go quicker
We've packed a ton of liquor
Rya and Tropicana
We'll go totally bananas!

Spring break vacation is just
bling bling
'Cause something in this musky air
makes us want to sing

Cabin in the woods (oooh)
A cabin in the woods (yeah)
We're five college students on
our way to an old abandoned cabin
in the woods (oooh yeah)

Ash:
All my friends are here
For the best spring break of the year
Away from school and S-Mart
A week way off the charts

Linda:
A holiday with Ash
All that I'd ever ask
He's so cute and thin
And that's why
I love him

Scott:
This will be just like camp
But with a slutty tramp
In a few hours you will see me
Doing the nasty in a tree

Shelly:
Scott's looking to get busy
But fresh air makes me dizzy
I'm so his perfect girl
Oh, look, there goes a squirrel!

Cheryl:
A week up in the woods of
pure tranquility
A chance for me to rest in a
nice facility
I came up to this cabin to read
and sleep and bake

Scott:
Hope our headboard rattlin' don't
keep your prude ass awake!

All:
Cabin in the woods (oooh)
A cabin in the woods (yeah)
We're five college students on
our way to an old abandoned cabin
in the woods (oooh yeah)

Ash:
This trip will be wacky fun

Linda:
Seven days to snuggle my honey bun

Shelly:
A week of drinking

Scott:
And premarital sex

Cheryl:
And tonight I'll make some snacks out
of Hershey bars and Chex!

All:
Listen to us now and make no mistake
We're gonna have fun 'cause it's
spring break
We'll pour, we'll score, we'll fall flat
on the floor
We'll do all this and a whole lot more
-in our

Cabin in the woods (oooh)
Cabin in the woods (yeah)

We're five college
students on our
way to an old
abandoned cabin
in the woods

Yeah(yeah)

We're five college
students on our way
to an old abandoned
cabin in the woods

Cabin in the woods
Cabin in the woods

We're five college students on
our way to an old abandoned...

Cabin in the woods