The Fart Song Lyrics by Eugene Mirman, Aziz Ansari, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Rachel Hastings, David Herman, & Bob's Burgers

(Eugene Mirman, Aziz Ansari, Kristen Schaal, H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, John Roberts, Loren Bouchard, Nora Smith, Rachel Hastings, David Herman, & Bob's Burgers)

(Mr. Frond): You come outta there right now!
[Gene:]
Oh, I'm not coming out! But this is!

When you feel like school has sucked the wind out of your sails
Remember that it's cool, to use the wind that's in your tails

[Gene:]
Fart, fart, fart Fart, fart, fart, fart
Every fart is a work of art
Don't know where to begin? Don't know where to start?
Farts will set you free

[All:]
It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

[Gene:]
What do we want to do?
[All:]
Fart, fart!
[Gene:]
Open up your butt cheeks
[All:]
This is how our butts speak.
[Gene:]
Let's go, [All:]
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart!

[All:]
It's that gas from your ass, it's that toot from your boot
That hum from your bum, it's that loot in your chute
All that air from your own derriere
Come on and set it free
'Cause farts are liberty

'Cause farts will Set you Free!

[Linda:]
(sobs)
[Bob:]
Are you crying?
[Linda:]
It's so beautiful. His farts set them free. He's a hero, don't you get it?