Parakeet in Your Hat Lyrics by Bill Hader, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob's Burgers

(Bill Hader, John Roberts, H. Jon Benjamin, & Bob's Burgers)

[Linda:]
Bob?
[Bob:]
Hmm?
[Linda:]
Mickey's playing his calypso again, can you say something?
[Bob:]
You go.
[Linda:]
C'mon! Get up!
[Bob:]
All right!

[Mickey:]
Ay-oh-no, ay-no-oh
Ay-no-oh, ay-no-oh
Is dat a parakeet in my hat?
No, no, no, dat's not a parakeet in ya 'at
Is dat an alligator [(Bob:]
Mickey!) want to eat da parakeet [(Bob:]
Mickey!)
Da alligator say [(Bob:]
Mickey!) no I do not want da parakeet [(Bob:]
Hello, Mickey!!)

[Mickey:]
Oh, ho-ho, hey, Bob!
[Bob:]
What's that?
[Mickey:]
Oh, this? You ever see this movie? It's great! (music stops) It's a guy, he wants to be big, then he gets big, he doesn't wanna be big anymore, then he gets small, but the suit's too big.
[Bob:]
I'm talking about behind the poster, Mickey.
[Mickey:]
Oh. Uh...
[Bob:]
Are you making a hole in my wall?
[Mickey:]
No no no! I was fixing that!
[Bob:]
Fixing it with a pick?
[Mickey:]
Yes.
[Bob:]
Mickey?
[Mickey:]
All right, look, Bob, don't tell anybody but I'm digging my way to the bank.
[Bob:]
What?

[Mickey:]
Day-oh-oh, ay-oh
Ay, oh-oh, ee-oh
Is dat a parakeet in my 'at?
Ay-yo, a parakeet in my 'at
He said, no no no no no
Dat's a not a parakeet
Da alligator said you give me parakeet
And de alligator went to a house
He went to my house
He went a to my house
He say, a-where you get da house?
I say a from a parakeet
He say a parakeet make dat house?
I said yes
Parakeet make my house