It's Valentine's Day Lyrics by Tisdale, & Bob's Burgers

(Tisdale, & Bob's Burgers)

[Gene:]
Happy Valentine's Day, Wagstaff-inopolises!
[Courtney:]
If you think fish are just the grooviest...
[Gene:]
Join the Club for Marine Life Enthusiasts!
[Courtney:]
Wednesdays at lunch.
[Gene:]
If peanuts make you itch and wheeze...
[Courtney:]
Come and listen to the speaker on food allergies!

[Gene:]
Wait. What's this? An announcement just came in.
[Courtney:]
(whispering) What announcement?
[Gene:]
It's hard to explain it. I-I'm just gotta sing it.

If you have good times, and if you have good rhymes,
You may have found your one and only
But then the one you like-like says "Take a hike-hike"
Then suddenly you're lonely
But still be glad, even if you're sad
Take comfort just in knowing
You'll be okay, it's Valentine's Day
Your heart's not broken, it's only growing.

[Ms. Twitchell:]
(whispering) That boy's got a crush on me.
[Zeke:]
(sobbing) He got me! Aah! I'm doing it! Oh, God, I'm cryin'! Oh, boy, I'm weepin'! These are tears, boy!