Happy Crappy Place Lyrics by H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers

(H. Jon Benjamin, John Roberts, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers)

[Bob:]
Tomatoes and sweet peas and green beans It's a dream come true
[Linda:]
I wanna take her stupid neck And wring it
[Louise:]
That's what I want to do, too, but with him
[Bob:]
The only thing greener than these plants is my thumb
[Linda and Louise:]
How did we ever get stuck with these bums? The restaurants now a crappy place
[Bob:]
I think I found my happy place
I'm like a British Lady in my garden And my plants agree
[Plants:]
Mm-hmm!
[Louise:]
He's the most annoying person that was ever born
[Linda:]
Oh, God, she brought her own tea
[Bob:]
I'm the world's greatest farmer Things are growing so well [Linda and Louise:]
We're living in our own personal hell The restaurant's now a crappy place
[Bob:]
I think I found my happy
[Linda and Louise:]
The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy
[Bob:]
Happy, happy, happy, happy Place.