Daddy / The Itsy Bitsy Stripper Lyrics by Fred Armisen, Larry Murphy, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, & Bob's Burgers

(Fred Armisen, Larry Murphy, H. Jon Benjamin, Eugene Mirman, John Roberts, & Bob's Burgers)

[Tommy:]
This, uh, first song goes pretty deep. It's called "Daddy".
[Bob:]
Um, at least it's, uh, a family song.

[Tommy:]
Daddy! You abandoned me!
Daddy! You sold drugs to me!
Punches are not hugs to me!

[Gene:]
Ah, it's no "Elderly Prostitute".
[Linda:]
Bobby, you said you talked to him!
[Bob:]
Um, I did. Kinda. But then he wiped our record clean!

[Tommy:]
Daddy! You're my enemy!
My enemy! (Teddy sobs)
My enemy!
[Tommy and Teddy:]
You are my enemy!
My enemy!

[Tommy:]
No, don't.
[Teddy:]
My enemy! Oh. Oh, sorry.
[Tommy:]
It's just me, just me.
My enemy!

You, you, you!