Amor por Favor (Me Llamo Tina) Lyrics by Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers

(Dan Mintz, Kristen Schaal, & Bob's Burgers)

[Tina:]
Buenos dias, ¿Cómo estás? (Good day, How are you?)
[Louise (spoken):]
Love is like a beautiful flower
[Tina:]
Me llamo Tina (I call myself Tina)
[Louise (spoken):]
But it can also be dangerous, like a tiger with a gun
[Tina:]
El perro es grande (The dog is big)
[Louise (spoken):]
I mean, look at Steve. Divorce. Pain. Nothingness. Sorry, Steve
[Tina:]
¿Dónde está el baño? (Where is the bathroom?)
[Louise (spoken):]
Stay single forever, protect your heart, avoid guidance counselors. The end
[Tina (spoken):]
Uh, (sung;) La, la, la, Spanish, la, la, la