A Very Potter Soundtrack Lyrics
A Very Potter Cast - Harry Freakin' Potter Lyrics
Bloody hell it's Harry potter yaaaay!
Seamus finnagan is the name mr.potter
I have to say this is a great treat a great treat
Yo what up man my name is Dean Tomas you want some bubble gum?
Yeah I love bubble gum
Will you sign my Harry potter poster mr.potter
Sure who should I make it out to
Nevile longbottom sir
Ne how harry potter my name is Cho Chang you should stop by the ravenclaw house sometime
Ron what is going on everyone's treating me like I'm famous or something
But Harry you are
Your Harry freakin' potter you don't understand your a legend man to us all
Every son and daughter safe frome you-know-whoall because of you
You were small but I wonder if you could recall
Long story short this guy voldemort was supper cruel
He tried to and your parents and this is we're it gets intensely cool
Even though you were a tiny little boy you should have died and then destroyed this evil guy and is a story we enjoy to tell
Your Harry freakin' potter
We don't prefer gandolf, Merlin, or oz your a whole lot hotter with that lightning scar your a supper star to us all when
we're in trouble we know Who to call
The best part is your rich
Did someone say Harry potter
Rita skeeter here for the daliy prophet
Reporting live dear readers from platform nine and three quarters were I just happend along the original wiz kid himself
Harry potter the lad who lived now let you and me get on the same level HP were have you been for ten years, are you exeited
to go to Hogwarts, are you freighted for your life?
Why would I be freighted for my life?
Well aint you cog short listen to this dear readers HP eleven year old Titan shows no fear even in the face of a murdeus dog
like sirius black
Who's Sirius black?
Who's Sirius black you don't know? He uesd to be your dads best friend infill he betrayd him to the dark lord and got him
Yep turns out he was a death eater he killed thirteen duck before they caught him and I mean people
He hates your guts wants you dead he just escaped azkaban but it's no skin of your back kid you know why
Your Harry freakin' potter
I wouldn't wince at all your invincible to all harm
Like Betty crockford (oh!!!!!!!)
I want to eat you up
nobody beat you up with that charm
Remember Harry kid your the boss your the king your the bomb
Keep your nose clean kid don't take any to the wooden sickles now
Ron this is all this is all to much to take in. This is all to unreal
No it's not your Harry potter your the coolest god damn kid in the entire world everything is awesome for you so you better
get used to it
This is all so sad I mean my mom and dad killed long ago (long ago they died) I want to be sycd (?)
But being unliked is all I know (all he knows that's why) I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate an opprotunttiy
eleven years late and now it's time to step up to the plate and show them that I'm something great!
I'm Harry freakin' potter all do what I can if what you say I am is true I can't be botherd by my awful past cause I've
found at last something I can do so it's time I knew exactly who I am
I'm Harry freakin' potter (your Harry freakin' potter)
I'm Harry freakin' potter
IM THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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