If We Get Married Lyrics

(Music and Lyrics by Duncan Sheik)

Evelyn Williams: If we get married, we'd have such a wedding!

Patrick Bateman: You will be carried to your beheading...

Evelyn Williams: It's so romantic, we'll be in page six!

Patrick Bateman: Me in that rag, next to some trashy bitch...

Evelyn Williams: I'd like a huge diamond, won't settle for less!

Patrick Bateman: How many carrots or should I just guess? If you only knew...

Jean: If I only knew...

Evelyn Williams: If we get married.

Jean: Would he be happy?

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew...

Evelyn Williams: The band should be ethnic, perhaps a bit reggae.

Patrick Bateman: Maybe machine guns will make a good segway...

Jean: If he got married, he might relax?

Evelyn Williams: I'd serve him dinner.

Patrick Bateman: I'd swing an axe!

Jean: It's that look in his eyes that I don't understand...

Evelyn Williams: I'll burst into tears when he takes my hand!

Jean: When he holds my hand!

Patrick Bateman: When I cut off her hand! If you only knew...

Jean: If I only knew...

Evelyn Williams: If we get married.

Jean: Would I be happy?

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew...

Jean: If I only knew...

Evelyn Williams: If we get married...

Patrick Bateman: If you only knew...