Cowgirl's Revenge Lyrics by Megan Hilty, Marc Kudisch and Ensemble

Doralee:
YEE HAW!!!
Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy!

Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl,
Where's my hat and rope?
Just like Annie Oakley
In a Wild West Rodeo.
This cowgirl's gonna take revenge,
I aim to make you pay
For every ugly deed and every vulgar move you've made.

I gotta little something for you.

Hart:
Well, thank you, that's very thoughtful.

Doralee:
Well, go ahead, try it on. Let me see it on ya. Turn around.

Hart:
Ms. Rhodes, I really...

Doralee:
Oh, come on now.
I want ot admire the whole package, if you get my drift. Whew, you got some nice buns on ya, Frank!

Hart:
Please don't talk to me like that!

Doralee:
I say when you got it, flaunt it!

Hart:
Ms. Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy!

Doralee:
Get on back here and let me feel those pecs!

Hart:
Ms. Rhodes, we're running way behind here. Can we please just get back to business?

Doralee:
Yippy-yi-ki-oh, with my lasso!?
I'm gonna rope you down!
Ladies and gentlemen, she's got him down,
he's down, he's on the ground!

Doralee & Ensemble:
Yippy-yi-ki-eye! Gonna tie you tight and wrap it 'round and 'round!
She's tied him down, he can't get up, she's really got him bound!

Hart:
Wait! Is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot?

Doralee:
Darn tootin!
Time for you to fry!

Doralee & Ensemble:
Yo-del-ee-del-oh-hoo!
It's ever cowgirl everywhere
That I'm here to Avenge
So simmer on that for a while,
It's called cowgirl's revenge.
Yee-Haw!!!
Fry!!!