Mi Amor Lyrics

JOSE:
You've always been the girl of my dreams
You've always seemed too perfect to be real
Now that I'm drunk enough
The time has come, it seems
For me to tell you just the way I feel

Would you like a margarita?
My mamacita
Show me a tee-ta, mi amor
Why are you so aloof-y?
Here, have a roofie
And let's get coofy, mi amor

You don't have to have a ring-a
Upon your fing-a
To ride my ping-a, mi amor
You don't have to run and hide
You'll feel just like a bride
When I am deep inside of choo, mi amor

Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
And with just one glance
You'll feel your heart advance
Your pleasure I'll enhance, my love

It doesn't have to be so scary
We'll missionary
To pop your cherry, mi amor
I've loved you for so long
I know this can't be wrong
But it really hurts my dong
Ay-yi!
Mi amor

Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Pretend we're in a manse
In the south of France
I'll slay you with my lance, my love

(instrumental break)

Come dance with me, my love
Feel the romance with me, my love
Give me just one chance
I'll put you in a trance
So I can remove your pants, my love

I'll be your big kahuna
And ay fortuna
Inside your poon-a, mi amor
You don't even have to douche
Your pussy or your tush
Or trim your giant bush...
Mi amor!

[Thanks to jess.a.morgan89 for adding these lyrics]