Any Minute Lyrics by Original Broadway Cast

Eric:
Someone got his eyelids torn off
And I’m sitting here
And I should be doing something
That guy got an axe in his throat
And she’s sitting there
And I don’t know why I’m waiting

But oh, any minute
I’ll be getting closer
And I’ll be where I want to be
Any minute

Kendra:
Someone got his gall chopped in half
And he’s sitting there
And maybe he doesn’t want me

Maybe it was something I said
Or maybe my breath
Why did I eat those pork rinds?

Cause oh, any minute
He could turn and kiss me
And we’ll be where he ought to be
Any minute

Eric:
She just set his penis on fire

Kendra:
This is weird

Eric:
What do I do?

Kendra:
Am I fat?

Eric:
This is so not romantic

Kendra:
He wants to be with Lucy

Eric:
This was such a stupid idea

Kendra:
And she’s right

Eric:
If I could just

Kendra:
I’m a good girl

Eric:
Turn my head slightly sideways

Patrice:
And oh, any minute
He’ll do something for me
Did he just invite me
So he could ignore me?
He won’t even know I’m gone

Eric:
Any minute

Kendra:
Any minute

Eric:
Any moment

Kendra:
Any moment

Eric:
If I want it

Kendra:
If I want it

Eric & Kendra:
If I close my eyes

Eric:
Any minute

Kendra:
Any minute

Eric:
Any moment

Kendra:
Any moment

Eric & Kendra:
Any time

Eric:
No more time to sit on my butt
Time to move in, time to get started

Archie:
This is it, Archie.

Eric:
After all, tonight is the tongue
And after the tongue, there will be groping

Archie:
Okay.

Eric & Archie:
And so, watch out Kendra
Now, watch out women
Now
Now
Now