Horse Outside Lyrics by Rubberbandits


Rubberbandits Lyrics

Horse Outside Lyrics
I'm at Michael's weddin, In a church on Michael Mooneys
I'm lookin at a bridesmaid, and she lookin back at me
And when the service ends, ask her if she wants a lift
Back to the hotel, and if it goes well, finger and a shift
She says Michael drives a Mooney, and he offered me a spin
Hazel have a Honda, so I might just go with her
And mcbrian gave me silly said he bring me in his Subaru
So what the f*ck would make me wanna go with you

I said F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
F*ck yo
I said it's f*ckin true
I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992
I don't need insurance, I don't need no parkin space
And if you try to clamp my horse he'll kick you in the face
I don't pay no tax, f*ck NCT
You'll arrive in style if you ride with me
And the boys are walkin over, jinglin their keys
I look the f*ckers up and down and gave them one of these

I said F*ck your Michael Mooney, I've a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside

Giddy up now baby, bless my soul
I rode the f*cker round a field back since he was a foal
He runs a bit like Shergar, and he jumps like Tír na nÓg
He looks like Billie Piper after half an ounce of coke
And the boys are lookin jealous, as I lead yer one away
And just before I close the door I look at her and say
Would you be my girl, and she says I will of course
If ya grab me by the ponytail and ride me like a horse
Ya!

F*ck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside
F*ck your Subaru, I have a horse outside
And f*ck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
If you're lookin for a ride I've a horse outside


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