Peter And The Test Tube Babies - Tuinal Shuffle Lyrics

Your on your knees, you've lost your keys.
You're trying to get home
You fall asleep, still on your feet.
Up on the dance floor.

[Chorus]
Do the Tuinal shuffle .. ..

You buy a beer, you drop your beer.
You order some more, she tells you no.
She's going home, face down on the floor.

Flat on your back, the lads attack.
You don't feel a thing.
You're up for more, you're out the door.
The bouncers join in.