Peter And The Test Tube Babies - Cringe Lyrics

Down the pub, pissed asleep, dope is working, dreaming about a girl so sweet.
I woke up, in a state, to find out, I've been touching up my mate.

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Ooh! What a cringe, I can't believe it's true.
Ooh! What a cringe, there's nothing I can do.

Tried to run, and leave this place, get away, get somewhere and hide my face.
I got up, to leave the scene, they all laughed, at the wet patch on my jeans.

I threw up, loads of beer, world is spinning, laughter ringing in my ears.
Woke up drunk, the next day, check the mirror, "Pissed c*nt" written on my face.