Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Lyrics by Elmo & Patsy
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Elmo & Patsy
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Lyrics
Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me
an' Grandpa, we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication,
And she staggered out
into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead,
incriminating Claus marks
on her back.
Now we're all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
him in there watching football,
Drinking beer and playing cards
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's
dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up
or send them back?
SEND THEM BACK!!!
the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig (ahhhhh!)
blue and silver candles,
That would just have matched the hair
I've warned all my friends and
watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who
drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Sing it, Grandpa!
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