NOFX - Fun Things To F*ck (If You're A Winner) Lyrics

Fun things to f*ck
Fun things to f*ck
Fun things to f*ck
Fun things to f*ck

F*ck the front door, f*ck the back
F*ck the good girls with the knack
F*ck the government until they f*ck you back
F*ck a muslim, f*ck a jew
F*ck fans of blink 182
That's illegal if you were born in '83
yeah, yeah, yeah

F*ck a bean cheese burrito
F*ck a bowl of cookie dough
F*ck the space between the big and neighbor toe
F*ck a cop, f*ck a marine
F*ck a jar of vaseline
F*ck a calzone with pepperoni
F*ck a midget, f*ck a dwarf
F*ck Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you f*ck it all... go f*ck yourself!