Monty Python - The Penissong Lyrics

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?

It's swell to have a stiffy

it's divine to own a dick

from the tiniest little tadger

to the worlds biggest prick

So three cheers for your willie or john-thomas

hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.

Your piece of pork, your wifes best friend

your percy or your cock

You can wrap it up in ribbons

you can slip it in a sock

But don't take it out in public

or they'll stick you in the dock

and you won't come back!



(speaking) Thank you very much Ladies and Gentlemen...