ICP Lyrics
To Catch A Predator Lyrics
[Verse 1:]
I'm on the internet posin' and a little girl
I'm tryin to lure evil into my world
I tell them I'm curiouse and I'm only 12
Mom and dad are gone for the day and I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up are next to my computer
Hopin thelle show up cause what I'm about to do to um
It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
I'm frontin to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade
The doorbell rings I gotta get them inside
In my best little girl voice I'm like
"hi come on in, I'm putting on my bikini"
And when the door shuts that's when I let them see me
Hi there
I stab them in the neck first cause it hurts
Hit em' where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off and make him eat it
Chain him up by his foot in the basement Bleed him
[Chorus 1:]
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
[Verse 2:]
Soon enouph feds will be shutin' down my service
Cause people out there don't think they deserve this
Until it's your kid some old man is finger fuckin',
Titty suckin, then you'll want the knife stuck in
I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 lookin for a good time ya know what I mean?
Bring me some funyun's and a slurpy,
Promise not to hurt me or give me herpies
And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor
Knockin on my door petifile butt knocker
"come in have a seat"
And then I strole in with the all purpose hunting blade strait up his curtin
I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement bloody
"Please mister clown sir you don't have to do... "
Zip it
"Plea. please I got money"
Shut it fucker!
"Please! we can work this out"
Silence I said
Stick him next to this other fool both left for dead
Every time I walk by them I punch them in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in eachothers mouth
Now what ya'll talkin about?
[Chorus 2:]
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
[Verse 3:]
The house is getting funky bodies in the basement stink
What the fuck am I thinkin?
I put my facepaint on and go down stairs
And beat they ass some times cause it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some of them are living
But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm givin
I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They can't run so they mad fun
I was sawin the head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expectin any predators but oh well
I took my spot "come in I'll be right there"
But I left a head sittin on a living room chair!
He seen it ran I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin for his face
I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers I draged him home a bloody wreck
"Ahhh help, some body any body! "
Zip it
"Ahhh! please! "
Shut it the fuck up
"Ahhh! "
People are lookin! Silence!
A bus full of highschool kids watched it happen
And he kept screamin like a pansy despite my slapin
Plus the nabors seen it, so did the meail man
But they all never said anything bout it again
[Chorus 3:]
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'm a earn
But it sure is fun! I said it's sure is fun!
