The Twelve Vendor Days Of Christmas Lyrics

On the 12th day of Christmas, my vendor gave to me

12 days to set up

11 acronyms

10 more megahertz

9 brand new standards

8 more megs of RAM

7 minor upgrades

6 hidden features

5 tons of docs

4 new API's

3 more months of waiting

2 more SCSI drives

And a bug fix for Windows NT.