The Christmas Song (Web Advice) Lyrics

Fingers racing o'er the keyboard
Eyes are darting 'cross the screen
My mind is churning with the things I will find
And then I let out a scream
There go all my dreams

For as soon as the web goes down
The panic rises up inside
How will I see who is in the chat rooms
Oh no, I feel as if I died

I know that it will take awhile
Until it comes back up I cannot make a smile
I will not rest until I find
That the internet is back on line

And so I offer you this web advice
Take it now with my good cheer
Find a boardgame you can play in it's place
Before you shed another tear