The 12 Days Of Windows 95 Lyrics


Christmas Carols

The 12 Days Of Windows 95 Lyrics
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Windows 95 for my PC

On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 5th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 11th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

12 sound cards silent
11 instructions faulty
10 modes not supported
9 apps a crashin'
8 Megs overflowin'
7 files missin'
6 ints conflictin'
5 eighty six
4 sectors bad
3 ports not responding
2 GPFs
And Windows 95 for my PC

Fin

And now, the long awaited follow-up:

On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
A Macintosh instead of a PC
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to...
Hey wait a minute, this thing works...


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