Austin Powers - Daddy Wasn't There Lyrics

Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
To take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy
Daddy wasn't there
To change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptised
When I was critisized
When I was ostrisized
When I was jusized
To takin' kidneypies
When I was morganized
When I was circumsized
Daddy wasn't there

When I was first baptised
When I was critisized
When I was ostrisized
When I was jusized
To takin' kidny pies
When I was morganized
When I was circumsized
Daddy wasn't there

To take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there

Daddy wasn't there, please!
If you got a daddy issue
Here's a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
Say it's just a fact
But I got a deadly dad

D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
I sited in my room and cried
And I was to myself the reason why
D to the A to the D-D-Y
D to the A to the D-D-Y
Daddy
Daddy
Daddy
D-A-D-D-Y
Please