Anal C*nt - I Wish My Dealer Was Open Lyrics

[Written by: Seth Putnam & Josh Martin]

I wish my dealer was open
It's too late to get some more coke
My dealer is closed for the night
And for once I'm not totally broke

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was f*cking open
I wish my dealer was open

You stupid spic, why aren't you open
You f*cking spic, why won't you answer your f*cking phone
You goddamned spic, why aren't you open
You worthless spic, I know that you're f*cking home

I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was open
I wish my dealer was f*cking open
You god dammed f*cking spic pick up the phone

ANSWER THE F*CKING PHONE, SPIC!!!