Anal C*nt - I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank Lyrics

You f*cking dyke
You didn’t want to get touched by a man
You wanted to be a strong single mother
So you ordered a sensitive, gay poet’s sperm

[Chorus:]
I snuck a retard into a sperm bank [x4]

Instead of a bright poet offspring
You’re stuck with a drooling retard
You went broke paying for special care
Your girlfriend left you for another woman

[Chorus]