Anal C*nt - Everyone In Anal C*nt Is Dumb Lyrics

is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis
i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us
mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine
fred's a f*cking asshole,and paul would always whine

first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek
who'll play guitar for anal c*nt next week
seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums
everyone in anal c*nt is dumb

fred had his hair in those stupid f*cking braids
tim has a kid,but he never gets laid
john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band
scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand